Tales of Interest...or Uninterest Pt. 2

The story that you are about to read is true. And by true I mean...false. The names of the participants have been left the same...mostly so that you can ridicule and taunt them at a later date and time. The facts of this story have been embellished and exaggerated...mostly for my amusement. So, with that disclaimer out of the way, make way for more...TALES OF INTEREST!

So, KN was in a story telling mood the other day. Why? I'm not quite sure. It's not exactly a story that you want to share with others...or at least, not me. In any event, this story takes place before GKN and KN became husband and wife. Anyways, KN was recanting a story, where he was rubbing himself in GKN's bathroom. For whatever reason, he decided to apply some A535 Ultra Heat Rub to his genitals. Why? Not quite sure. Needless to say, he came screaming (which quickly turned to weeping) out of the bathroom into GKN's room. "It burns! It burns! Get it off! Get it off!". So, why did you just read this tragic story of masturbation gone horribly wrong??? I don't know...

Still...you read it! You can't unread it! Stay tuned for more...TALES OF INTEREST!